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 Inspiration of a True Stories

 

 

True

Stories


 

 

 

 

 

Kids
 
in
 
Sunday
 
School
 
and
 
Church

 

 

 

Inspirational Funny Stories

Kids in Sunday School & Church

 

Casey asked her Sunday school teacher a question: "If the people of Israel are Israelites, and the people of Canaan are Canaanites, are the people of Paris called Parasites?"

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A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. 
 

She described the situation in vivid detail so her students would catch the drama. Then she asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"


A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, "I think I'd throw up!"

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One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.


The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning Alex."


   "Good morning pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
   "Pastor McGhee, what is this?" Alex asked.
   "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alex's voice was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the
8:30 or the 11:00?"

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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"


The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'"

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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon. "How do you know what to say?" he asked.
    "Why, God tells me."
    "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

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A father took his five-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled Banner was sung before the start of each game. Then the father and son attended a church on a Sunday shortly before Independence Day. The congregation sang The Star-Spangled Banner, and after everyone sat down, the little boy suddenly yelled out, "PLAY BALL!!!"

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After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,

    "Mom, I've decided to become a minister when I grow up."
    "That's okay with us, but what made you decide that?"
    "Well," said the little boy, "I'll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit and listen."

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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.  A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."

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The pastor was talking to a group of young children about being good and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
    "Heaven!" Suzy cried out.
    "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the preacher.
    "Six feet under!", yelled Little Johnny.

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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
    One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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Mother was teaching her three-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail, Amen."

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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
     "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied. him?" the son asked.
     "He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.
     The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?

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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.


Finally, his big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
    "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
    Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers.

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